BakuraForever's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Metal Gear Awesome 2]

Rofl

"Are you coming on to me??" "What?! Why'd you stop during this part??" XD geneous XP

[Awesome Racer]

Eyelashes!

Wow, that is hilarious XDD Look at my massive eyelashes!! When he swerves and still hits the pole, hilarious!

[Awesome Crossing Redux]

no kidding

I have the game and I know exactly how you feel XDD The only problem is that I don't have anyone to visit 'cause my friends all switched to PSP around the same time I finally got the DS =/ go figure, right?

I've never met that frog dude yet o_O and the joke about Nook's debt is hilarious! the face person really creaped me out too... I made a face for them but it ended up looking weird D=

lol you're really creative when it comes to town names XD

[Unamusement Park]

Completely!

Oi! It's just ridiculous when stuff like that happens! It's like they don't have a clue about what the safety belts and rules are intended for. And then they try to sue the park because their safety things "weren't working" when they detached them... What the frick??

A few years ago, some guy at Disney Land (in California) decided it would be fun to stand up during the Thunder Mountain ride. If you know what it is, then you know what's coming. But if you don't, the ride is basically a train ride where you go through a bunch of old mines (aka tunnels). You see where I'm getting at this? Well, you're right. They headed straight for a tunel when he stood up and the son of a witch got his head chopped clear off his shoulders. I can only imagine the look on the face of the person behind him if the head had fallen into their lap... The ride still works fine, however, but they don't have any new highly enforced rules about standing up.

Then there's the one guy in our school group (yeah, our band went to Disney Land as a group, how exciting NOT) who decides it would be fun to throw his plastic soda drink (full) out of the top floor's window. Good thing he was the only one who got in trouble for it. Sheesh! If the whole band got banned (aha they sound the same) from the park like he did, we would never let him live it down.

Who are these people???

[:: Fortune Cookie ::]

Lucky? Yeah right!

The only thing good about a fortune cookie is that when you put phrases like "in bed" at the end of the fortune, it sounds hilariously wrong and funny. Too bad jokes like that are only good for one or two rounds, then it's misused, abused, and old news.

I always wondered how they get the paper in the cookie. sometimes you get two or three...?

[: Next-door Neighbor :]

Eh, it has its moments

Yes this flash is funny and every neurotic part is meant to critisize the stalker idea, but it came off as pretty creapy to me really. Yes, stalkers like that are reeeaally creapy. But that's what scary, creapy movies are for. I simply found the better parts of this animation in the jokes more than the creapy truths... that I want to know stalkers are doing so I know to avoid them and their "secret" intentions... but for some reason shy away from because it's just really nasty.... Dangit, I'm a hypocrite!!!

Still, good work! Creapy perspective, but good work!

[: Restaurants II :]

Waitors? Oh, those make you wait...

Yes!!! Please do not introduce yourself to me! I can see your name tag clear as day! And I've ended up waiting more than an hour and a half for my food on more than one occassion (no tips for them!) and they still make you pay!

You know they're all thinking: "We don't care if you've waited long and have had bad service, we just want your tips and bills so we can get our pay checks." If they wanted their pay checks so badly, they would give me some pretty freaking decent service! Do they not realize that it's not just "Customer = Money" It actually involved them as in "Waitor + Good Service => Customer = Money" Gosh fricking dangit! (replace with swear words)

And then there's that one waitor who's really perky and visits you every 5 minutes asking you if your meal is enjoyable "so far". What? You didn't hear me 10 seconds ago when you were walking by to check and see if the people behind us were having a good meal? And "so far"? If I like my meal to begin with, I'm probably going to enjoy it all the way to the top of my stomach. I don't want to have my entire meal conversations revolving around the waitor that stops by and tries to intimidate me into making my order more expensive!

And really! If you call the waitor over because you're ready to order, it MEANS you're ready to order, NOT that you want to have them ask you about their specialties that you already looked at, considered, and ignored because you don't like it.

Waitor means to be waited ON, not you waiting for them!

[: Hammers & Floodlights :]

Bad drivers are everywhere, sadly

Truly! People are getting so impatient that they can't simply wait for a chance to get around you, they have to honk and flash their lights thinking you can freaking do something about it! And honestly! There are people out there who can't understand when they're going too slow and holding up traffic. It's ridiculous!

True story: Coming up to a turn light, 2 lanes of turning, both jammed, so jammed we're backed up to the one lane street where no one can get around us. This guy comes up beside me (music blairing, smoke coming out of the care, cell phone in hand!!!) like he's trying to pass me or something, but finds that I'm right between the sidewalk and where the lanes start to split. He slams on the breaks and almost hits me and the curb at the same time and finds the nerve to honk at me! I get nervous and swerve over but don't realize that the light is green and create a gap in front of me. By the time I start moving a little, he floors it once more and gets in front of me! Like he couldn't wait behind me for two more seconds?!

Sure radical lane changing is illegal; sure people do it because they're in a hurry; it is NOT necessary to go 20 miles over the speed limit to get through every lane of traffic like there is a fire in the back seat of the fricking car! (And unless there really IS a fire, calm the frick down!) They should've made their lane changes earlier by blinking and slowly moving toward the lane you need to move into. I find higher areas of traffic difficult to manouver in, but putting the blinker on is actually the national signal that a person wants to turn into another lane! Have they ever HEARD of blinkers?

(Subject change?) I've seen 5 people in a turn lane in a row without their blinkers. It doesn't matter if it's a 'Left Turn Only' lane, they need to keep their blinkers on! Otherwise other people don't know if they're going to turn out of that lane suddenly. WHICH they do without their blinker!

Your points are obviously inspiring lol

[: New Used :]

Bah!

Completely true! I go to GameStop ever now and then and find used games at full price. And it's GameStop for crying out loud! They used to be one of those bargain stores where you bought the 'used' game for less because it was actually opened. Who cares if it wasn't touched by anyone? Do they even know it was even touched? I sincerely doubt it.

And here's a true story: Bought an NDS game, played it a bit, didn't like it, brought it back, the guy says "Oh, we can't take that back because you opened it. But you can return it and get the same game for free." Um, okay... So the whole idea of me coming to return it because I didn't want it failed. "Oh, but can't I just return it for the refund?" I says. " No. We can't take it back because people have been buying games then copying them. We just can't take them back when they're opened." Is this guy a nutcase or a brain-dead drone who has completely given up on society? I'm tellin' ya, the people these days are all paranoid.

Blah blah blah. I digress waaaay too much. Completely true, great job on all of this!. I have wondered myself why all the lines are long at those places. And the falsey game cartridge holders are totally misleading. I could care less about a game if its cover looks like crap. I'll look the game up online before I go to some store and wonder what it's doing there. And if there's a line, I'm the only one who'd wait, JUST to be courteous. Bah.

[: Door Holding :]

So true

One other thing is that when people come through the door, they expect you to hold it for them forEVER! Like when there's a line of people just pouring through the door. What ever happened to the next guy holding the door for you so you can get on with your own business? Geez! Anyway, this is hilarious stuff. Good work!